CHEA We Can Believe In – Shirt and DVD for Sale

When I open up the iNternets Celeb iNbox one of the frequent questions I come upon is why did we adopt the name “internets”? The term internets is actually from a speech given by the soon to be former leader of the free world, global visionary George Bush. He among all people understands that the internets is simply a series of interconnected networks, MySpaces, YouTubes, and Facebooks that come together to make a web. The celebrity aspect comes from the fact that we present lifestyle trends that people are entertained by and enjoy following from Ghetto Big Macs, to bodega food pyramids to pissing inside of telephone booths.

The second question that I receive just as much is “what does CHEA mean?” This question is a little more difficult to answer because the answer doesn’t come from any one single place. Using part of the Eastern philosophy for overall well-being and our connection to this planet we extracted the pronunciation of ‘chi’, and then we took the great call to action and fruit-flavored deliciousness uttered by the ginormous Kool-Aid decanter “Oh Yeah!” we found ourselves at CHEA.

CHEA is the word ‘yes’ in exponential form. CHEA is using the force to levitate mini egg rolls from the kitchen to the couch. CHEA is hitting the winning three point shot at the buzzer. Over Michael Jordan’s outstretched palm. CHEA is you having a threesome with Jenny McCarthy and Pam Anderson. Ten years ago. CHEA is the act of sprinkling crack over the word ‘yes’. CHEA will get you higher than anything you have ever smoked. CHEA is magic dust. CHEA makes everything better and all you have to do is say the word. First came the word, and it was all good. My God says CHEA.

Hells yeah?!? No. CHEA.

In the spirit and celebration of CHEA we bring to you the inaugural iNternets Celebrities tee shirt – CHEA We Can Believe In

CHEA We Can Believe In T-Shirt

The shirt is available right now in sizes Small to XXL or sold as a separate item – in a more spacious 3XL.

Along with this newly minted tee we are also offering DVD’s collecting six of our favorite episodes. They have been rendered using high definition imprinting and will be totally and completely CHEA when you play them on your television.

Internets Celebrities DVD

Internets Celebrities – We Left Our Mother’s Basement is a DVD featuring the official IC videos: Ghetto Big Mac, Bodega, Cereal is Dope, Urine Nation, Checkmate and Futuristic Brunch. At $15 it makes a great stocking stuffer! (Also suitable for Hannukah, Kwanzaa and Winter Solstice.)

Let the iNternets Celebrities show you how to fix the economy for the new year. It all starts with CHEA.

7 Responses to CHEA We Can Believe In – Shirt and DVD for Sale
  1. sankofa

    let the dollars roll out the double barrels

  2. J-Mass

    chea is the sound you heard on 4 november at 11p EST.

  3. nation

    >> CHEA is the act of sprinkling crack over the word ‘yes’.

    LOL

    a girl will ask me: what’s that on your t-shirt… what does CHEA mean?

    my answer will be that I’ll just have to show her

  4. Dan Love

    Good look fellas. Let’s hope for a CHEA filled ’09.

  5. Matchz Malone

    you realize by exposing me to this shirt you have just butchered me and my brothers favorite word…. Once it hits the Tees you know its time for a change

  6. ty from linden blvd

    always thought the term”chea”came from MC EIHT.atleast that’s where i got it from.

  7. khal

    Eiht’s is more of a “gyeah”, not a “CHEA!”

    finally copped the DVD. i’ll grab the shirt in size big belly next month.