No Promo

Since I make most of my money by writing and producing commercials, I thought it’d be fun to apply a cable channel’s logic to the Internets Celebrities video flow.

We’re about to drop our biggest documentary yet and in service of that, I thought I’d tease the premiere.

The good/bad thing about promos (on TV or otherwise) is that the science of ratings is inexact. Trailer-makers and promo-producers can never take the full credit or full blame for the size of an audience (or lack thereof). It’s basically viewed as a can’t hurt type of format. Promos get a lot of scrutiny (sometimes too much) because they’re often the first chance that the audience has to look at the actual show.

I just want promos or commercials I make to leave the viewer with the same feeling I get from watching a good trailer in the theater: Damn, I’d like to see that movie.

Failing that, I’d settle for a WTF.

In any event, the above promos are two jokes that I liked a lot from the footage we shot for our new doc that didn’t fit in the final cut. Or maybe they’re in the final cut. Or maybe I’ve said too much.

6 Responses to No Promo
  1. juan_solo

    Can’t wait for this joint. However I have a bigger question, what happened to dallaspenn.com? Is it really gone forever?

  2. rafi

    dallaspenn.com is forever like wu-tang

  3. Andy

    Dallas, this is Andy, we hung out back at the Oakley party in Manhattan. I’m starting a night in Bushwick called the “Bushwick Social Club.” Our first night is Saturday May 17th, we need the Internets Celebrities in the house. Hit me up and let me know if you can make it. Peace.

  4. fats

    checkmate. best joint yet. wait a minute, theres also bodegas…….all right, a tie.

    peace
    fats

  5. fats

    i forgot about urine nation…..three-way tie. the funniest moment is how dallas plays off the phone booth piss at the end as he surveys the scene for nyc’s finest. priceless.

  6. Andy

    Dallas, this is Andy, we hung out back at the Oakley party in Manhattan. I'm starting a night in Bushwick called the “Bushwick Social Club.” Our first night is Saturday May 17th, we need the Internets Celebrities in the house. Hit me up and let me know if you can make it. Peace.