The iNternets Celebrities Are The Future…

The i.C.’s are the future party people, and the future is now.

Okay the future was then, but you missed it. Here comes the future again right now.

Damn, there it went.

You have to be on time if you want to be part of the future. In the following movie Rafi and I will travel to the future in order to de-segregate breakfast and lunch. Can’t we all sit together at the table of low nutritional value fastfood brotherhood? Hells Chea! But that requires that you get to McDonald’s by 10:55am. Right before the menu board is irrevocably switched from breakfast to lunch. Order your breakfast as you would like it. While you stand at the counter in the moments that will be required for your order to be completed, let’s call that the time-space continuum, place your lunch order.

You have just traveled to the future. It is a place where eggs come together with premium LUNCH chicken meat as well as Swiss cheese, Canadian bacon, French fries and a marvel of American engineering… Syrup-injected bread. This my friends is how you travel on an international spaceship. Don’t forget to add the premium honey mustard sauce to keep all the parts well lubricated and don’t you dare let anyone ever tell you how to eat your food.

You are from the future…

13 Responses to The iNternets Celebrities Are The Future…
  1. Ass Hat

    fight the power. iNTERNETS CELEBRITIES have struck an historic blow against the capitalist system that first subjected us to rule by the hour, the minute and the second.

    i feel a bit ill now.

  2. Polkaface

    I’m from Denmark, where McDonald’s don’t even sell breakfast or lunch, just dinner all day long. That means that I can’t use this video for anything else than just having a laugh. I’m not sorry though. You know why? That shit’s disgusting! I wouldn’t even give an Egg McMuffin to a starving, gang-raped and tortured girl from Zimbabwe, ‘cus that so-called food should be a crime against humanity!

  3. hav

    I’m with that. It’s like ordering kids meals and combining them to make a more customizable & economical adult meal. Because who wants to eat like an adult anyways?

  4. Liam

    Chicken + Bacon is criminally good, even at McDonalds, and I liked the use of honey mustard dressing, because it adds class. I can’t support this fries on the burger business tho, i’m a try with a hash brown instead.

  5. wilson fisk

    what song was that when the menu changes over?

  6. Casimir

    It’s a track by NYC musician extraordinaire Greg Glassman

  7. cousin claud

    first i hate to admit that this kinda looks delicious
    second – major props to casmir – direction was very tight….

    love :)

  8. ListenToLeon

    I agree with Liam: French fries have no place in a sandwich. Other than that, everything else was pure fucking GENIUS! Especially the use of a McGriddle bun.

  9. Polkaface

    Of course french fries belongs in a burger! You guys wasn’t raised well. A burger without a couple of fries in it isn’t worth eating.

  10. robin

    Perhaps the iC’s should next turn their attention to the burgeoning phenomenon of “ghetto lattes”: http://tinyurl.com/5tqsfb

  11. achilles3

    i’ve been jonesin for Hawaiian Punch and Fish Fillet my entire life but was afraid to tell anyone…
    Thanks guys. Fer the courage.
    Eat that shit!

  12. CanelaNYC

    LMAO @ “This isn’t even real food. Why can’t you cook it all day long?!”

    You ain’t neva lie…

  13. Polkaface

    I'm from Denmark, where McDonald's don't even sell breakfast or lunch, just dinner all day long. That means that I can't use this video for anything else than just having a laugh. I'm not sorry though. You know why? That shit's disgusting! I wouldn't even give an Egg McMuffin to a starving, gang-raped and tortured girl from Zimbabwe, 'cus that so-called food should be a crime against humanity!