Urine Nation (new video)

by rafi on January 28, 2008

It’s time to piss in public!

The Internets Celebrities – Dallas Penn & Rafi Kam – show you where to go when you have to go! A big-city guide to stress-free urination when you’re far from the comforts of your own toilet.

Directed by Casimir Nozkowski
Shot by Ian Savage
Edited by Terrence Elenteny

Jay B

The official stench of LA is auto exhaust and the official stench of NYC is urine. You nailed it.
Just want to play MythBuster here and say that peeing on the subway train tracks carries a low risk of electrocution. The myth is that the third rail voltage travels up to your junk but when you leak the uno, it's mostly droplets from high up on the platform.
There were some pay portapotties around Times Square and Union Square at one time.
When it comes down to it, if I gotta go gotta go, I'll find any establishment. But for dropping that deuce, I want to do it somewhere real clean.

"You come here and you grab an organic parfait and pee on extinct dodo bird leather seats"

"Drunk ass! What are you a fuckin raccoon?"

Hilarious shit fellas. Peace

Jeff

Being in sales, I'm always on the look out for new places to pee. Hotels have always been a favorite of mine, but you missed another goldmine, bookstores. Barnes and Nobles or Borders always has great bathrooms. Also libraries are good too. But the phone booth move is genius. :)

Ass Hat

my buddy got himself put on the sex offenders' register for pissing in a graveyard.

no bill of rights in england.

big doug

Fantastic shit

"For a deuce, I take my shoes off here. That way I can curl my fucking toes"

VEe

I did the telephone thing once, I learned it from my older brother. DALLAS, you're wrong for exposing THAT technique!!!

I know I'm late, but I JUST SAW THE VIDEO SEPTEMBER 2008. THIS ONE IS CLASSIC!!

I'm still laughing and I think I'll have to watch this again.

NO DEUCES!! You can't simply take a deuce just anywhere. Must be a comfortable and familiar place!!